Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Anti Joke

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