How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A train poops its pants.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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