whats annoying and black? black people

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Anti Joke

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