How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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2+2= 478

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Jesus

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Miscarriages.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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