What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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women's rights

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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