What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Religion

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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