Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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someone called a frog a frog

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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