- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Women's rights...

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is your bill about? Clinton

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

A bar walks into a man

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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