A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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