What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Justin Bieber.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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