Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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