Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Sex education in Texas.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

No, Trinidad.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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