What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

batman has diarrhea

Terry has ebola

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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