- Anti Joke

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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