- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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