What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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