- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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