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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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