- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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