Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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snooki

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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