Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A black student graduated High School

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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