Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Im gay What about you

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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