- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Who invented apple? God

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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