Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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