- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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