What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Lindsay Lohan

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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