- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

My penis is big... not.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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