- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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