- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Womens basketball

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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