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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A house comes around the corner.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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