what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

don't just stand there

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Black people in Camden NJ.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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