How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

antonis sister is mighty fine

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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