- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

burn baby burn your nanas burning

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??