Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Arrow in the Knee!

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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