- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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