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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Jack Stevens

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock knock Shut up

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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