- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

hard cheese

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's green and blue? yellow

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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