- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Bark I'm a tree

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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