- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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