Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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kennah campion... being nice

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Me

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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The Female Orgasm

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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