Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A black person walks out of KFC

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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