Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Man U

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Miscarriages.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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