- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why? Why Not?

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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