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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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