Penis

Obama.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Jews

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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