- Anti Joke

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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