3 like an eel

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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