What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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