How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

adam hodgson !

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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