one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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